001 Rabbit Ears

[uselessrabbit]

[ The video starts with Reisen looking stern face and serious, a girl looking in her late teens, with two rabbit ears on her head. She looks like she's practiced what she's going to say, and is confident in herself. Just look at this rabbit, about to drop some knowledge...and then she freaks out and shuts the video off as she opens her mouth and realizes nothing is coming out.

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Okay take two. This time Reisen just uses the voice so she doesn't have to project her face out there. ]

I'm looking for my Master, her name is Eirin Yagokoro, she's a medical genius from the Moon. It's really important that I find her as soon as I can. ...I wouldn't want her to punish me for being late...

I'm also looking for my Mistress, Princess Kaguya. [ To anyone of Japanese descent, they would likely recognize the name, as her story is one most people know, though perhaps a little different from Reisen's point of view. ] She's really lazy, and bound to get in trouble if she's alone.

..Unless you're from the Moon, then can you please just forget you heard anything at all? [ Yup, she actually thinks that might work. ]

Well, thank you for you time.